Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
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he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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