she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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