sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I bet he comes in French.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
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??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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