worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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