Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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