I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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