They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
It's blow job season.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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