we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
