the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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