and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I think people are normalizing furries
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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