So drunk its hurt
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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