What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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