whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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