And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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