I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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