your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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