She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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