either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
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Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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