talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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