those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
