I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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