scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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