I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i drank out of a bidet.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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