Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
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Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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