imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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