question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
