Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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