It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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