I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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