Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
home. puking in laundry basket.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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