I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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