let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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