I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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