Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
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honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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