More tranny stories later!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Randomize
