everyone is single if you try hard enough
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Randomize