He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
