yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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