Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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