windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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