1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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