The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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