You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
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She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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