Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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