Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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