Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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