Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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