We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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