How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
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5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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