Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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