What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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