That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
