What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
