Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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