You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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