my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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