Who wears a wallet chain?!
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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